Deep in the jungle of Newtown apartments on Alice Street, lives Neighbour Cattis.
With whiskers that tell tales of wisdom and a tail that points left and right,
It these creatures who run this funny place.
One day Neighbour Cattis decided it was time for a new hat.
He walked from his wondrous abode in search of a tricky market in Annandale.
Little did he know that his treck would take many hours and steps.
Little did he also know that the markets had not been open for the past two years.
If he had known he would have packed a roast lunch.
He became tired, so he waved down a mr taxi man.
Soon enough he arrived at an inner city market.
There were no hats.
So he bought a bonsai tree.